no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
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Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
jump out the window naked night went bad
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