i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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