This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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