You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
But break dance skills will only take you so far
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Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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