i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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