Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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