Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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