Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
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i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
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Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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