Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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