who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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