belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
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