in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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