Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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