apparently the secret to your success is patron
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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