Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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