Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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