Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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