Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Randomize
