Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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