Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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