you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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