i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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