she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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