just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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