I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
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She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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