where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
