I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
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VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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