I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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