Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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