he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
He's a Shit stain on my heart
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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