No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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