well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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