If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
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I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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