I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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