nut hugger
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
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So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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