There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
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Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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