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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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