dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
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Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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