Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
and she was petting her beer can
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
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Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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