He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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