all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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