how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
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you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
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The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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