when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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