Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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