guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
