she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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