last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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