well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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