I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
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I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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