So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
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so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
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Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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