what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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