I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
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I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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