Whod you bang
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
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Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
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I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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