so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
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Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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