i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
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