Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
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I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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