like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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