Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Randomize