4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
In America we eat man semen.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
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Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
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sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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