: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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