Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
my poor anus
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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