The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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