I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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