Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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