Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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